You like me are out of milk. You have dry cereal in a bowl, and black coffee in the pot. Do you:

A – place an order through Instacart and delay gratification
B – eat your dry cereal and wash it down with swigs of hot coffee
C – pour the coffee over the cereal & enjoy
D – other

— scott brightwell (@scottbri) July 24, 2020

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Unprecedented, historic corruption: an American president commutes the sentence of a person convicted by a jury of lying to shield that very president.

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) July 11, 2020

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Big ask. I am 62 this weekend, so will probably die soon, or get alzheimers or be rendered insane. I would love my 5 mins of fame while I can appreciate it all, please retweet, I would love to go global.. just once, one last chance to prove I existed xxx pic.twitter.com/Tx2e6AavXy

— Diane Cope (@dianecope1958) July 10, 2020

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I need a good long beard barber around the anniston area. Any recommendations?